No, really, I am. To cut to the chase, scroll down to the bottom of this post.
I've been fiddling around with scraps of old linen and lace, improving, I think, on the last batch of ornaments.
I like them. And I don't. They're still not the neat symmetrical things I imagined, but they are puffy and pretty and frilly. And there are so many options. Lace or no lace? Coloured border or not? Printed background or plain? Different colour printed background or not?
So here's the deal: please tell me what you like or don't like about them, and I'll pick a commenter at random next Wednesday (the 18th) and send you the whole bunch.
(I realise it makes no sense to comment if you don't want ornaments, but you could always unpick them and sew patches over the holes in your jeans. Or something. They're really good scraps of linen!)